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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hi booktokers! What are we currently reading? 😊📖

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Judge rejects Newsom’s emergency request to limit Trump LA troop deployment - The Hill

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

We've finally slowed the surge in overdose deaths. The Trump admin may undo all of it - Salon.com

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Create cosmic spiral galaxies with dots and plastic sheets - Boing Boing

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Reality TV star’s son dead at 16: ‘Life is so cruel and unfair’ - AL.com

So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?

Unacceptable again!

No go.

No way

What are some sunscreens for oily skin that works under foundation?

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Forget Switch 2 Game Key-Cards - "Full On-The-Cart Physical Releases" Are What People Want, Says Publisher Lost In Cult - Nintendo Life

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Why is my hair dry but greasy at the same time and falling out? What can I do about it?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

She Spotted a Detail in a Photo and Knew Immediately—Her Marriage Was Over - Jason Deegan

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

SpaceX launches Sirius XM radio satellite to orbit, lands rocket on ship at sea (photos) - Space

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?