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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 23:40

Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hi booktokers! What are we currently reading? 😊📖
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Judge rejects Newsom’s emergency request to limit Trump LA troop deployment - The Hill
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
We've finally slowed the surge in overdose deaths. The Trump admin may undo all of it - Salon.com
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Create cosmic spiral galaxies with dots and plastic sheets - Boing Boing
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Reality TV star’s son dead at 16: ‘Life is so cruel and unfair’ - AL.com
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Are evolutionists giving evolution a bad name by claiming humans started off as shrews?
Unacceptable again!
No go.
No way
What are some sunscreens for oily skin that works under foundation?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Why is my hair dry but greasy at the same time and falling out? What can I do about it?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
She Spotted a Detail in a Photo and Knew Immediately—Her Marriage Was Over - Jason Deegan
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
SpaceX launches Sirius XM radio satellite to orbit, lands rocket on ship at sea (photos) - Space
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes